dude acts like a lady

Recent conversation with a female friend, who asks...

"When did become women?"

"You mean, metrosexuals and the like?"

"No, I mean, because my recent romantic experiences have been all about dudes being ambivalent, ambiguous, and sending mixed messages. And I'm not used to that. It's always been crystal clear when you guys are into it. What is this shit?"

"Oh, easy: plenty of dudes have decided to give women a taste of your own medicine. We've had a lifetime of dealing with supposed confusion and flakiness and now there are guys enjoying purposely turning the tables on women. A 'see if you like it' approach, as it were."

"Damn, that sucks! I mean, the best thing about dating you guys was knowing for sure if you were interested or not."

And so it goes...