the way it is

I consider myself a gentleman, but if you are flaunting your cleavage I have earned the right to stare. Just sayin'...

god bless the child

I used to think the highest form of flattery was for a woman to want to have your child. I mean, with the physical aspect of what it does to a woman’s body and, obviously, the significance of creating a life with someone, I believed that to be some transcendent shit.

And then I remember all the women I’ve seen who’ve borne children for all sorts of clowns and my idealized concept is swiftly brought back to earth.

the swing

This probably drives women crazy: despite we men supposedly being visual creatures--it's how we mainly fall for the opposite sex*--not one of the women that Tiger Woods allegedly strayed from his marriage and consorted with is hotter than the Mrs.

Now, ain't that a bitch?

* (Actually, all men are visual: unattractive gay dudes have less of of a chance of getting laid than their hetero female equivalent.)